Ask Matth

Brother. Chucky twister

 

@Matth_2014

Have you ever used sperm instead of nivea?

 

@Matth_2014

I keep thinking about kissing my Nana all over her neck, slowly working down to her breasts and fanny. I lick and lick until she's squealing with delight, then I bend her over and grab her messy Grey hair from behind. I keep thrusting until I finally take it out and shoot my sperm all over her back and I watch it dribble down the crack of her arse.


So, do you think old people should dye their hair, or grow old gracefully?

 

Matth how big is Pogba's cock? Bigger than Dion Dublin's cock?.

 

Dion Dublin is a massive cock. But @Matth_2014 , is it true he can say Pogba is good in 7 languages?

 

@Matth_2014 do.you sometimes finger your own anus? How far should one stick their finger in to get maximum pleasure?

Is it true with fingers that 3 is a crowd?

 

Maybe ask @HRH Custard VC for better guidance. @Matth_2014 still wears mittens and a gumshield.

 

Dear Meth,

I was in a pub the other day sharing stories with two other guys. The first guy said when he gives his wife cunnilingus she raises off the bed by three inches with pleasure. The second guy said using an ice cube on his wife's clitoris whilst ****ing her makes her rise eight niches off the bed in ecstasy. I said when I've done the wife up both holes then cum on her face I wipe my cock on the curtains and she hits the ****ing ceiling.

Did I do something wrong?

 

If there are 4000 adults at a football match and every 2nd adult has on child with him and every 3rd has 2 children with him, was Pogba the Man of the Match?

 

I thought you were going to ask how many of those men would Pogba give a hummer after the match.

 

Dear Meth,

Is it fair to assume fatboy Rooney's honeymoon period is over?

 

Dear Meth,

Could the worlds most expensive haircut be used as a defensive aid at corners?

 

Dear Meth,

Has Pogba sustained a gash to the right side of his head during the Stoke game?

 

Dear Meth,

What are your feelings regarding United lacking a killer blow? Also what do you think about the rumours re Rooney returning to supply the donkey punch?

 

At the hairdressers?

 

Dear Meth,

After reading reports of the drains backing up in the Carrington area due to too much Jizz being excavated down the drainage system. Is it fair to assume that the Jizz fest has stopped after beating last years yesterday teams?

 

Dear Matthew

is it possible to reply to people on ignore if you hold a seance?

 

Dear Meth,

Has Jose stopped shaking hands again?