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Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Spurlock, Feb 2, 2017.

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    Has Libby fessed up to getting his eye opened up by a bird yet?

    Is he competition for us on a night out?

    Does he smell nice?

    What's his dress style?

    Did you take that bottle of rohypnol with you?
     
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    Bodinki You're welcome Forum Moderator

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    I'm the best boss ever.

    One of my staff, i walked past him and smelt a strong weed smell.
    I said to him "You got weed on ya?"
    He looked sheepish until I asked him for some.

    Just had a "Spliff" as Spurlock calls them.
    Now I am ****ed, at work, and its hilarious.
     
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  3. Home_and_Away

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    You were the best boss ever..... You're sacked !!!
     
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  4. Bodinki

    Bodinki You're welcome Forum Moderator

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    please log in to view this image
     
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  5. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    BBC newsflash


    Stinking hippy scouser rapes and murders rent boy in Bournemouth.
     
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    Good job I'm not your supervisor marra.... ALL recreational drugs would be confiscated and taken home for 'safe keeping' :emoticon-0111-blush
     
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    All good. Photo going up soon
     
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  8. Libby

    Libby Derby County, we're coming for you

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    If you want the answer to all these questions you'll need to buy me a lot of rum and cokes fella <smooch> <laugh>
     
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  9. Libby

    Libby Derby County, we're coming for you

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    .
     
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  10. Commachio

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    Then you will start waving your cock about
     
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  11. Commachio

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    Spurlock Homeboy Forum Moderator

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    we going to look like a bunch of dodgy basterds on our night out
     
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  13. Skylarker

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    Bournemouth blud
     
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  14. Commachio

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    Piss taking aside. Its good to see. Have a cracking time lads.
     

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  15. Libby

    Libby Derby County, we're coming for you

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    Bournemouth actually.

    From your post though guessing your familiar with Brighton Commy? ;)

    ^^^ had too many Birra Morettis, no matter what he says the guy ain't black <whistle>
     
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  16. Bodinki

    Bodinki You're welcome Forum Moderator

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    I was over in Bournemouth the other day.
    Some decent bars.
    If my whole life, job and family werent in MK, i'd move there
     
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  17. Commachio

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    Isnt it for git old people and weekend hoodlums?
     
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  18. Libby

    Libby Derby County, we're coming for you

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    After a fair few drinks managed to convince Sky to come watch the mighty Saints with me <laugh>

    I wannnaaaaaa be in that numbbeerrrr....
     
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    Dont let him sit next to a granny.
     
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    Going to watch a **** team play a **** team.. .wish me luck!
     
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