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  1. FosseFilberto

    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ...
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    @Matth_2014 ... What is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?
     
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    seabreeze Well-Known Member

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    On gulp or two ?
     
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  3. FosseFilberto

    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ...
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    On Trill ...
     
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  4. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    @Matth_2014 how many women do you need to have so that you're considered to have a harem rather than just being considered a freak with women locked in your basement?
     
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  5. ValleyGraduate12

    ValleyGraduate12 Aberdude's Puppet
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    How dare you talk about his momma like that. @Matth_2014
     
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  6. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    How many mommas does @Matth_2014 have?
     
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  7. ValleyGraduate12

    ValleyGraduate12 Aberdude's Puppet
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    More than @luvgonzo <laugh><laugh><laugh>
     
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    ValleyGraduate12 Aberdude's Puppet
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  10. DerekTheMole

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    African or European?
     
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  11. Milk not bear jizz

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    Doesn't matter as long as she's swallowing... And has coconuts.
     
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  12. Paulpowersleftfoot

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    Agueroooo
    Did you cry?
     
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  13. Libby

    Libby Derby County, we're coming for you

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    And did you do a video?

    Actually do you still have it?
     
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  14. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    @Matth_2014 , when you supported Chelsea did you wear the full kit at all times like JT?
     
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  16. Libby

    Libby Derby County, we're coming for you

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    It's ****ing dead on here tonight.
     
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  17. Commachio

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    Ask @Matth_2014 why
     
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    Blame @Matth_2014
     
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  20. Milk not bear jizz

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    ... With your momma @Matth_2014?
     
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