I'm going for tap dancing. Anyway he is really a orthopaedic surgeon having started training as a vet and discovered an allergy to mice. He switched courses and qualified in record time and has since developed a novel way of treating fractured hips. His hobbies are stamp collecting and singing madrigals as he had to give up fell running after complications with his gender change surgery. She has appeared on the X-factor, Big Brother and the Antiques Road Show and is expected to be the parliamentary candidate for the Green party in the Aldershot constituency in the next election. I suspect that is an equally accurate description of the poster called HIAG as anything he has posted.
Mourinho aims fresh jibe at Wenger by suggesting Arsenal are 'ready for failure' Jose Mourinho has aimed a fresh jibe at Arsene Wenger by suggesting Arsenal are “ready for failure” due to his continued presence at the club. The Manchester United boss has been defending suggestions he is a short-term manager, insisting he always prepares clubs for success. (Independent) No matter how big a twat Mourhino is, there is always a part of me that will love him for this.
Manchester City will offer just £20m for Arsenal's Chile forward Alexis Sanchez, 28, in January. (Daily Mail) Ouch! I reckon Levy should put in a cheeky bid for £20,000,001. What do you reckon, eh, lads?