Off Topic Would you give her a second date?

He should delete it..could get a ban. **** forum rules.

 

20 grands worth of tit there mate

 

Who's are they?

Proper pair like

 

So much more funnier than putting out on the first date.

 

Just some bird I used to be rattling mate. Her bloke got sent down for a big sentence and she got back in touch with me telling me he'd paid 20k for her tits. So I asked her to prove it...

They are size HH

 

She got ripped off mate. I'm sure you can get them for 3-4k

 

She's had 3 ops in total mate. My daughters mother had hers done about 10 year ago and she paid about 4 grand back then.

 

What a **** thread

 

I know right.

I think SAFC83 should share his entire poonany catalogue from his phones gallery, that would spice things up......

 

Back in the day I noticed a bit of tension between a guy and a girl who worked for me. I asked the guy what the issue was and he said they'd been on a date. I assumed he'd banged her and then dropped her. Turned out they went back to her flat and after a bit of a fumble he said he had to go to the toilet. He then proceeded to **** himself to within an inch of his life, all of which she of course heard as it was a tiny flat. To be fair she let him stay but he said they didn't really speak and they slept with their backs to each other. I doubt she shook his hand when he left.

 

I've got an embarrassing date story.

So I was on the job with this girl I'd pulled on a night out quite fit and I'm a happy man banging away missionary at this point.

Earlier in the day Is played a footy match, semi-final extra time which we won, celebratory drinks were had and off to a club where I'd meet this girl.

So as I'm banging away I cramp up really badly and in both hams at the same time, I yelled out in pain and nearly smashed her through the bed, she thinks it's great and I've shot my load until I continue to make pain noises and try get off her but can't really move. She eventually realised there's something wrong and thinks I'm having a heart attack and screams while wiggling from under me.

The cramp goes away as it does and try to explain but she thinks I'm a nut job at this point and that there's no way cramp is that bad. I get dressed and grab a taxi.

 

What was the final score?

 

We won 4-3 got a hatrick in the 2nd half to get back to 3 all.

 

Sounds like a great game.

 

Only hatrick I ever scored but I was in the defence that conceded 3 in the first half.

 

@luvgonzo bird dancing

 

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I have a disgusting story about an old mate of mine that I shared a flat with...

I might post it later. Might not though.

 

Mate, I'd never let her go. Life with her would never be boring.

 

When I was about 17 a few of us went on a particularly large night out. Some substances may have been abused and we all eventually crashed at a mate's house. At some point we woke up as someone was banging around the house. We found one lad sat on a bedroom chair taking a dump. Laying on the chair, and therefore under his arse cheeks, was another lad's brand new leather jacket. When we asked him WTF he was doing he looked at us like he was the only sane person in the room. Turned out he'd already pissed in the wardrobe.