Whats the plans for the weekend guys?

A few parties so be getting pissed and maybe take home some wee skank if she's lucky

 

http://www.sandyford.org/

For Monday

 

Cheers mate

It's good to know people care on here

 

g.h.b

 

I genuinely hope you're bawdeep a few times and still don't need the cotton bud up the jed treatment <ouch>

 

Whit?

 

she has massive tits, but theyre probably saggy after the baby, dont wanna go near them thanks

 

Have you had that before then?

I'll be wearing 3 johnny bags just to be on the safe side, some burds you get the feeling they could actually melt through the first 2

 

And a fanny like a hippos yawn!!

 

That doesn't stop you punching her in the jaw, wrestling her to the ground, wrapping your thighs around her prostrate neck and forcing her to say your name and that she submits

<offtothelavvyfortenminutes>

 

It's a shock to the system, mate.

It turned out I just had a urin infection, though

 

Get Her Bucked

 

Ahh right

Shall I give her one for you?

 

Would you mind Sir?

 

You love it

 

I wouldn't mind at all

Right in the middle of it I'll just tell the bitch, "This one's for wee Hendy from not606"

 

Your a legend and a Scholar!!

 

You sound a bit creepy to be honest.

 

For calling someone a Legend, i think you are the wierdo mate!! case closed...