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Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Commachio, Sep 3, 2017.

  1. Stan

    Stan Stalker

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    I love a doner kebab, always have done. I'll happily eat one sober and when I'm hungover or drunk it's the thing I crave most other than an easy shag.

    A kebab shop owner in Manchester told me back in the day that the last thing he'd eat was a doner. Doesn't matter.
     
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  2. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    <yikes>. ****ing hell.
     
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    If it's painful, why do it?
     
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  4. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    I've moved on from the big heat foods probably due to having to cook for the family but I still love something spicy and love my chilli's my fave at the moment are Ancho chilli's they add a lot of quite fruity Flavour to foods and the heat is random from hardly anything to quite hot.
    I haven't made a chilli con carne in ages think I'll sort that next weekend.
     
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  5. The Ginger Marks

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    Chillies can be like that, I used to grow them at home and sometimes they were hotter on one side of the bush than the other. Here I don't tend to get that as they all seem to be alike...quite hot. Those I can't sell I sun dry as these are very popular here.
     
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  6. FosseFilberto

    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ...
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    ...like some women <whistle>
     
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  7. Chief

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    I did one outdoors on the braai on holiday. Didn't go mad in the chilli as it was hot anyway, was also missing a couple of ingredients. The cold Pelforth went down very well with it.

    Cooking a proper one tomorrow for work lads. It'll be on the hotter side for definite. Love a chilli.
     
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  8. Skylarker

    Skylarker PL High Commissioner

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    One of the hottest chillies in the world (was the hottest iirc) grows 10 minutes from my house.

    Can't think of the name but Google Portland, Dorset, hot chilli if you need proof!!

    Edit: called the Dorset Naga
     
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    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ...
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    Me too ... I start from scratch with two large onions which I soften in olive oil having chucked in dried Ancho, Chipotle and Habanero's ... then throw in the meat and cook through with a dash of maple syrup and honey... deglaze pan with a splash of Tequila and dash of lime juice ... add large jar of pasata and beefstock (probably about a pint and a half) and kidney beans ... then put the whole pan in the oven and slow cook (stirring intermittently) for at least a couple of hours ... finish on hob with seasoning to taste and Jalapenos to get it to the right heat ... job done. Usually make as much as the biggest pan we have allows and have enough to freeze ... tastes even better from fozen after a couple of weeks. <ok>
     
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  10. Skylarker

    Skylarker PL High Commissioner

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    ****ing fanny.
     
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    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ...
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    Sure I shagged her at University ...
     
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  12. Tobes

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    Why? did her clout sting like an acid bath?
     
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  13. FosseFilberto

    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ...
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    Not recommended during the cooking unless you have thoroughly washed your hands ... although might help with your tiddler tbf <laugh>
     
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  14. FosseFilberto

    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ...
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    Nah ...bleated on and on ... came from Weymouth.
     
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  15. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    Yeah but would you eat a half eaten one that you found on the pavement as a bus stop ?
     
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  16. Stan

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    Not anymore.
     
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    The morning after you did that did you wake up and wonder what had happened to your life?
     
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  18. Stan

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    My system is increasingly intolerant to spicy food and yet I crave it more than ever. I've spent a few too many days wondering why I ate what I ate the night before.
     
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  19. PINKIE

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    <laugh>
     
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  20. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    I would like to say that I felt ashamed, but I can't.
     
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