It was probably some guys prize goldie from his pond, took 30 years to grow, 30 seconds on the barbie!
Nearly 30 years ago i worked with a bloke called Scott who said he had 2 talents........ 1. He could recognise Page 3 girls from pictures of just their nipples. We tried it........and he could 2. That nobody could eat more than him. He was a pretty slim looking bloke and I knew that I could eat, so....... .........we agreed to an eating competition in the local Pizza Hut. I ate 4 1/2 of their big pizzas before I could eat no more. He beat me and ate 5 and said he could eat more, no problems **** knows where he put it all. I've never felt so sick in all my life without being drunk or in hospital. Now I struggle to eat much more than half a pizza.
Knew a bloke who could drink like that. Big guy 6'2" or thereabouts and slim, athletic build. Strong as a ****ing Ox too. He would drink 9-10 pints or more regularly, several times a week. Never seemed to get drunk, never put on any weight. ****!
Can finish a devastator burger meal at the Red Dog Saloon. Also had three of their naga viper chilli wings before deciding that a fourth probably would've finished me off (think you get 5 or 6 in a portion). To put the hotness in comparison, I can see off a vindaloo with absolute ease, no water/ milk needed, a phall I can do too but sometimes need a drink to cool me down afterwards. These ****ers on the other hand are made from the ****ing devil, the naga viper was once the hottest chilli in the world (now about third or fourth I think), you have to sign a waiver beforehand and also need to wear latex gloves when eating the wings as they say the chilli can burn your hands, plus if you need to wipe your eyes afterwards it's not recommended doing so with chilli on your skin. Drank a pitcher of water, a glass of milkshake and must've crunched down about 10 ice cubes but the pain still lingered like a bitch for a solid 30 minutes.
Water, or water based liquids will do nothing to quell chili heat, it's an oil and the water just runs off it. You need something lactose based. Yoghurt, sour cream, etc...
I can't eat McDonalds anymore, within 10 minutes of eating them now I feel like all the life and energy has been sucked out of me. When I used to visit, though, the usual would be 3xbig mac 2x fillet of fish, large fries, strawberry shake and a hot pie. Though on sheer scale of consumpition, nothing beats the family christmas dinner with our customary 7 types of dessert, of which I must have at least one portion of each.
I know mate but was in a world of pain at the time so was just grabbing the coldest things in front of me.
There's a fantastic programme about chillies made by Omid Djalili. This is the bit about eating a curry so hot that the chefs wear gas masks. I like a spicy meal but...............**** me! http://www.dailymail.co.uk/video/news/video-1130183/Hot-Dangerous-Omid-Djalili-Quest-Friday-9pm.html
