Just slipped over in a club and gashed my eye open Spent ten minutes telling first aid guy it wasn't that bad and I'll sort it tomorrow until I saw a photo and def need stitches so off to A&E....
Yeah well your ma is a puff* *sorry Comm that was a kind of childish and silly response but was the only thing that seemed appropriate at this time
Off to the offie to replace the bottles of Bells drank after my first HOLE IN ONE yesterday. Landmark for any golfer. Crazy golf does not count, I had two on holiday!
You drank a bottle of Bells? How are you awake let alone alive. Id still be curled up in a ball, crying like hiag on a ghost train ride in blackpool.
I had one very small nip. You leave a bottle on the bar for everyone else. Need to phone the club to find out how many bottles I owe.
I've got a matching eye scar mate. Mine was done with a pint glass to the face though... Fell over What's that smell?
I genuinely did mate! Wasn't even that drunk, didn't go out till about 11 and did it around 1/half past. Got steri strips on it now so look a right **** coming into work.
Every single person that looks at you this week will think you've been clouted. Not ideal, but I'm laughing!!
Bet you are, I kinda am too tbh It does definitely look like I've had a whack, at least it's eyebrow though so no black eye... colleague today just asked if I had been scrapping I said yeah I got into a row and headbutted a wooden dancefloor
