There's no danger of rsi. I have a team of lightly-greased Filipino houseboys lined up to work in shifts.
Going to get blitzed tomorrow. Small matter of a Tyne and Wear derby. Win, lose or draw I'm waking up on Sunday morning wondering how I got to that point.
I'm gonna go out and get **** faced, eat a kebab , throw it up again, fire one up a granny, drink a glass of water and go to bed... Havent decided what to do on saturday and sunday
should be interesting to see how the two families get on. if theyre anything like my future sister in-law, then they'll be complete twats.
Get into her Jen Does she dress like a young pikey? If so, some pics of you slapping her in her boob tube would be most welcome (preferably after a jelly-led wedding food fight)