The last time we broke our transfer record Michael Owen was a vaguely good player. That seems far far longer ago than Sven being England manager and iPhones being invented...
Yes but the Anti Chino Society (ACS) and the Burn Ugly Mustard Chinos Regulatory Authority Committee (BUMCRAC) will be united against you. And I don't think any of us want to see ACS BUMCRAC in action.