Transfer Rumours transfer thread fact and fiction

Yeah saw that. Smart buy, especially as we were supposedly interested for a fee of circa £30m a few weeks back.

 

That's his brother and agent, Chus.

I'd like to think that somewhere in deepest Spain there is a guitar-playing duo who speak Spanish with a cockney accent called Chus n' Davide.

 

The mystery man in Llorentes brother.

 

In him?

 

Llorente is really Sissoko in a mask.

His brother is at least 2 people. I'm watching 'Split' as I type.

 

Gomes deal is a loan held up by Barca insisting upon payments if we don't play him. Speculation that we've agreed them which his very Un-Spurs.

We shall see.

 

Having to pay less for a player because they play more games sounds like the Leviest Levy that every Levied.

 

If you put it like that it makes more sense

 

Have I miscounted or will we have one too many non home grown players if we sign Gomez?

 

Gertcha, hijo de vaca.

 

Sanchez and Foyth both count as U21 this season, so don't count towards non-HG players.

...also, since every other club's fans will get this wrong all season, it's GOMES. Spanish-speakers use a z, Portuguese speakers use an s.

 

You mean the most Levyiest Levying ... in the world. Ever.

 

"Tengo mi cerveza en el sideboard acqui"

 

Just noticed this. He's sitting on the bench and the game won't be over until nearly 21.45 BST. No idea how we're gonna pull it off unless we've sent representatives over to Portugal.

 

Thanks

 

Deal can be finalised easily.

Medical I presume will be done by Portuguese doctors with consent from Spurs?

 

It's a loan. If he's broken, we send him back.

 

Right, whose job is it to make up the ****ty chant?

 

I'll be amazed if we sign Gomes.
Sounds like Moutinho all over, IMO. I see a "we tried" situation.
Sorry to be ultra negative, but that's all I seem to remember happening with our deals that are this late on deadline day.
Fingers crossed.