maybe ... i was thinking along the lines of what he can stuff into that fat gullet .. has more inportance
Don't forget Dummett and Shelvey will be back,that's as good as two new signings ps Almost forgot about that new centre half,hmmm what's his name so 3
please log in to view this image Think we can have expected to keep up with Brighton and Huddersfield's spending but if you look at the teams in and around us there without the obvious exceptions, I think (pray, wish, beg) we have more than enough to stay up as is. Palace, West Ham, Burnley, Swansea are all going to be battling the drop and Bournemouth, and the two aforementioned clubs will be ones we will be scrapping with in the bottom half.
AHAHAHAHAHAHA what a deadline day we're having... On the plus side, sending this whilst pissed wine testing in Tenerife
I think that table might look very different by the end of today. I suspect we'll be a lot lower down it!
Not sure how many of you are on Twitter (I was banned from the NUFC account, not Twitter itself btw!!), but Lee Charnley has been photographed turning up at Darsley at 4:12pm. Honestly, i kid you not - 4:12pm on deadline day.
Yeah just seen this, its like Santa turning up at 6.00am on the 25th Dec just launching presents down the chimney and see what happens.
There might be something in it, but let's face it, I bet these players love taking the piss out of gullible journalists on days like today.
I can't even begin to guess why he's turned up at 4pm. Actually, I can't even begin to guess why he's turned up at all! Mebbes he's the only one with the key to lock up.
You guys are so negative, there will be 3 or 4 through the door before close of business. I can feel it. Mind I haven't said which way they'll be heading through said door.
"Rafa can I have a word" "Of course Lee, where are we wi....." "I'll just stop you Rafa, there is no one coming in. There just isn't enough time" "Come on Lee don't be a silly chorizo, you know we are short no? It is only just after 4pm, plenty of time" "Actually no Rafa, this is the night me and Mike head to our favourite sadomasochism club. Its great - he shoves the ball gag in my mouth, chucks on a set of nipple clamps and rides me like sea biscuit until the early hours. Its our little celebration of another PL year with PL profit. I'd say you could join us but I can see you're unhappy. You look like someone has sneaked a handful of jalapenos in your paella, no? Sorry I can see you don't think that is funny, couldn't help myself, cheerio"
What. I just thought I drop by and lighten the mood. Come on, being a Newcastle fan is great fun. I can just see Mike dancing in his office to this right now.
Bless - why don't you pop back over to your own board and ask your Uncle Fredor about history - he'll keep you going for hours It'll all be total ****e mind, but it keeps him going Off you go and do something nice today for the elderly and senile
