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  1. Skylarker

    Skylarker PL High Commissioner

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    Just a had a street fight with a ballmastiff. Seriously. In shock and just saved the life of my little king Charles.

    Covered in blood and **** and was supposed to be at work at midday.
     
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  2. Skylarker

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    Just a had a street fight with a ballmastiff. Seriously. In shock and just saved the life of my little king Charles.

    Covered in blood and **** and was supposed to be at work at midday.
     
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  3. Number 1 Jasper

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    F**K , hope you and the Dog are ok , if not , hope you get better VERY soon .
     
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  4. Number 1 Jasper

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    F**K , hope you and the Dog are ok , if not , hope you get better VERY soon .
     
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  5. Skylarker

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    We're ok, just.

    This beast of a dog took about 10 blows to the head before letting go of my Dog. Then turned on me... a woman came out with a frying pan and I went apeshit on the dog with it.

    Crazy 10 minutes.
     
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  6. Skylarker

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    Wait till I see the owner...

    He's getting a clump later 100%
     
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  7. Skylarker

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    **** tried telling me he was on holiday from Devon...just seen him on my way back from the vets in a very local area of Weymouth...
     
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  8. J๏E..

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    Was his dog just running loose like?
     
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  9. Skylarker

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    No it was in his boot but the boot wasn't shut properly and literally jumped out and attacked us as we walked past the car.

    Luckily it wasn't my yout walking the dog.
     
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  10. J๏E..

    J๏E.. The King of Hearts

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    Sounds like some bad **** that like..

    Devon tourists, I hope you launched the ****er back there..
     
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  11. Skylarker

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    I'm sure he's local and on the blag. I'll be checking later.

    Proper scary though. My dog had no chance.
     
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  12. J๏E..

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    It wouldn't mate, once that dog was homed in then there was always only one outcome.

    The dog should be licking your bollocks for a few weeks as a thank you..

    Kudos for getting stuck in mate, an unexpected straightener..<ok>
     
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  13. Big Ern

    Big Ern Lord, Master, Guru & Emperor

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    Get to the doctors, get to the police, and sue. Next time it might be some kid out walking a dog.
     
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    Hope you're ok mate!

    I'd have battered **** out of thing. Owner is a **** for not keeping the mad ****er under better control.

    Take his reg no. And report it to the old bill. He'll get a control order minimum.
     
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  15. Stan

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    You been banging ladyboys 24/7?
     
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  16. J๏E..

    J๏E.. The King of Hearts

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    Role reversal maybe
     
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  17. luvgonzo

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    You ok fella?
     
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  18. Number 1 Jasper

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    Don't agree with the Sue bit ( just personal ), but the rest bang on . As Sky himself has said , lucky it was not his child walking the dog !
     
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    Sorry to **** your **** up but just partying too hard. <ok>
     
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  20. J๏E..

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    Nowt like partying to blow away the ****..<ok>

    Enjoy mate..
     
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