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Transfer Rumours The Deadline Day Thread - aka National Jim White Day

Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Albert's Chip Shop, Aug 28, 2017.

  1. Charlie Dogscock

    Charlie Dogscock Well-Known Member

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    I'm hardly suprised, but where are you getting these updates from?
     
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  2. Mowgli311080

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    well we're keeping Lazaar now so he's not needed. You'd hope they'd put that £££ towards Perez or Praet, but we know it wont happen.
     
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  3. RobEllious

    RobEllious Well-Known Member

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    No you've misinterpreted dead in it's context. It means dead like "dead cool" "dead boring" or "dead obvious how we'll buy nobody"
     
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  4. RobEllious

    RobEllious Well-Known Member

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    Aw sweet, he's like a new signing





    Literally because he's never played
     
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  5. RobEllious

    RobEllious Well-Known Member

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    From the sheer obviousness of NUFC's transfer operations I reckon
     
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  6. Joelinton's Right Foot

    Joelinton's Right Foot Worth Every Penny

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    I am so excited about deadline day that I totally forgot it was today!!
     
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  7. Charlie Dogscock

    Charlie Dogscock Well-Known Member

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    To be fair "the line" was a blatant Pardism. When Pardew had to be Ashley's PR stoogde as well as the manager, our transfers were constantly thwarted by this notorious line.

    Benitez just says how **** things really are, the line has made an appearance for a long while.
     
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  8. rooch 3

    rooch 3 Well-Known Member

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    I should of said my memory doesn't go that far back like sitting through an old history lesson at all school
     
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  9. Albert's Chip Shop

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    It's desperate behaviour from NUFC this window.
    We are getting a name for being comical tyre kickers.
    We have an inept clown who takes weeks to do a deal other clubs can do in a day in Charnley who's sole job it seems is to piss off selling clubs with derisory offers for players.
    We've had ages to sort our **** out and the ****wits running our club haven't a ****ing clue.
    I fully expect Rafa to go to Palace or West Ham soon and to be fair... I don't blame him.
    What a ****ing ****house our joke of a club is.
     
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  10. JakartaToon

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    So are you saying that Targett is no longer a target? Doesn't bother me too much - I heard he could be a bit hit or miss.
     
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  11. Albert's Chip Shop

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    Oh.. and with Gayle and Lazaar staying.... their morale will be rock bottom now which will further impact on their form and attitude.
    It's like we've shipped them out.
     
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  12. rooch 3

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    Didn't think I would ever write I envy you
     
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  13. RobEllious

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    Apparently Gayle requested to stay and said he'll do anything to get back in the team


    Except run that is....
     
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  14. Eddie's British Plodders

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    Pleased I'm too busy to be wasting my time keeping an eye on things today...
     
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  15. RobEllious

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    Krul to Brighton, which actually weakens them if he plays.
    Like a new signing.
     
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  16. Mick O'Toon

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    He might keep them up at our expense<laugh>
     
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  17. RobEllious

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    The reason we won't sign any ****er lies in comments Rafa made to Martin Hardy.
    When signing Matt Ritchie, Charnley rung him up and said "they said this much, now they're quoting this much"
    Rafa said "a couple of million difference in order to get this player, it doesn't matter"
    Says a lot about our dealings and was probably the last time Charnley actually heeded Rafa's advice.
     
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  18. RobEllious

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    Not if he plays like he has for us last few years!
     
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  19. Joelinton's Right Foot

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    Has anything actually happened yet?
     
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  20. Lord Jonjomort

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    I didn't expect much, but absolutely fcking nothing?? I mean, not even a mention on the Beeb's feed and all signs pointing to yet another Summer of **** from our eternal misery-deliverer, Mr. Lee "****" Charnley.

    All I've seen is someone on this thread claiming we won't pay a loan fee for Matt Targett (whoooooooooo?!) and that the deal for Lazaar is dead. Oh and the most recent update is Everton have taken Lucas Perez leaving us relying on a plan b our illustrious MD simply doesn't have.

    Can anyone explain to me the ****ing point of getting promoted???? Seriously, what's the ****ing point? So we can scrabble around the bargain bin awaiting ****ing relegation?
     
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