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James Perch or a soiled rag, who would you rather have in your team?

Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Obertan's Rancid Toe, Aug 19, 2011.

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Who would you rather have in your team?

  1. James Perch

  2. A soiled rag

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  1. Obertan's Rancid Toe

    Obertan's Rancid Toe Well-Known Member

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    Discuss.
     
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    Obertan's Rancid Toe, Aug 19, 2011
  2. Samuel L Ameobi

    Samuel L Ameobi Active Member

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    <laugh> a soiled rag surely
     
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    Samuel L Ameobi, Aug 19, 2011
  3. Erik

    Erik Well-Known Member

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    They look quite similar as well. <enoch>
     
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    Erik, Aug 19, 2011
  4. Jonnyaiston

    Jonnyaiston Well-Known Member

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    Only one answer, soiled rag.
     
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    Jonnyaiston, Aug 19, 2011
  5. Obertan's Rancid Toe

    Obertan's Rancid Toe Well-Known Member

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    Please bear in mind that James Perch is probably paid around £10,000 per week and is in fact no more useful than a soiled rag.
     
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    Obertan's Rancid Toe, Aug 19, 2011
  6. Agent Bruce

    Agent Bruce Well-Known Member

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    How much would a soiled rag want a week?
     
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    Agent Bruce, Aug 19, 2011

  7. Obertan's Rancid Toe

    Obertan's Rancid Toe Well-Known Member

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    Nothing
     
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    Obertan's Rancid Toe, Aug 19, 2011
  8. Agent Bruce

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    There's your answer then!
     
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    Agent Bruce, Aug 19, 2011
  9. Paco Montoya

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    With James Perch you not only get a right back, left back, centre back, midfielder, striker, winger and keeper. But also an accountant, a wrestler, a night club owner, vice-chairman of Uncle Ben's and a dustbin man. Now thats versitality for you.
     
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    Paco Montoya, Aug 19, 2011
  10. Obertan's Rancid Toe

    Obertan's Rancid Toe Well-Known Member

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    Admittedly, he is pretty god damn versatile.

    More so than a soiled rag though? Debatable.
     
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    Obertan's Rancid Toe, Aug 19, 2011
  11. Tiote's Witch Doctor

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    <laugh>
     
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    Tiote's Witch Doctor, Aug 19, 2011
  12. Obertan's Rancid Toe

    Obertan's Rancid Toe Well-Known Member

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    Can't believe some of you rate Perch higher than a soiled rag......
     
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    Obertan's Rancid Toe, Aug 19, 2011
  13. Peter the spastic paedo

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    Peter the spastic paedo, Aug 19, 2011
  14. Obertan's Rancid Toe

    Obertan's Rancid Toe Well-Known Member

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    Gross, but still has more use than Perch.

    Fits in with your username too, that pic could be your calling card
     
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    Obertan's Rancid Toe, Aug 19, 2011
  15. TheLittleGeordie

    TheLittleGeordie Active Member

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    <laugh> did you post this on general chat just to annoy that guy earlier
     
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    TheLittleGeordie, Aug 19, 2011
  16. Arfa's Left Foot

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    Not gonna lie i voted Perchy, purely for versatility though!
     
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    Arfa's Left Foot, Aug 19, 2011
  17. Beatski

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    you cant make as many jokes about a soiled rag though
     
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    Beatski, Aug 19, 2011
  18. Kyle?

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    Isn't Perch the guy you wasted 3 million on? I'd take a soiled rag over any newcastle player.
     
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    Kyle?, Aug 19, 2011
  19. 5 Goals 1 Hat Trick 11 Heroes-NUFC4LIFE

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    But the big question is : Is the soiled rag young and versatile like Perch?
     
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    5 Goals 1 Hat Trick 11 Heroes-NUFC4LIFE, Aug 19, 2011
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    No. Between £500,000 - £1m. <ok>
     
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    beardface, Aug 19, 2011
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