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  1. San Diego

    San Diego Sir Mediator
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    I also have only farted once thus far, still early though
     
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    San Diego, Aug 18, 2017
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    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    Again, only one fart so far.
    It started at 6am and is still going.
    The time now is 10:23am.

    Someone call the Guinness Book of Records!!!!!!
     
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    Didley Squat, Aug 19, 2017
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  3. San Diego

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    San Diego, Aug 19, 2017
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  4. Wooperts_duck

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    Contact FartriddenDidleySquat.trump.co.uk. for your next accurate forecast.
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Aug 19, 2017
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  5. San Diego

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    None, not been awake long
     
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    San Diego, Aug 20, 2017
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  6. Didley Squat

    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    I've given up farting!
     
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    Didley Squat, Aug 26, 2017
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  7. San Diego

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    Nobody believes you <ok>
     
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    San Diego, Aug 26, 2017
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  8. San Diego

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    4 so far
     
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    San Diego, Aug 26, 2017
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  9. Didley Squat

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    Who said dementia is bad?
    I still haven't farted!
     
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    Didley Squat, Aug 27, 2017
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    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    McGregor got punched in the ring so he won't be farting tonight.
    I'm going out in sympathy for him.
    I don't fart much anyway, if at all.
    I am without farts.
    I'm fartless.
    Farting and myself could not be further apart.
    Dirty habit.
    I vote for Fart Free Day!!!
     
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    Didley Squat, Aug 27, 2017
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  11. San Diego

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    I have farted a couple of times since waking up.
     
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    San Diego, Aug 27, 2017
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    2 so far today
     
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    kiwiqpr, Aug 27, 2017
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  13. Didley Squat

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    Nil .................................... again!
     
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    Didley Squat, Aug 28, 2017
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  14. San Diego

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    6, I think
     
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    San Diego, Aug 29, 2017
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    Just nothing happening!
     
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    Didley Squat, Aug 30, 2017
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  16. San Diego

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    I lost count after 1
     
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    San Diego, Aug 30, 2017
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    kiwiqpr Barnsie Mod

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    just had my first fart of the day
     
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    kiwiqpr, Aug 30, 2017
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    Not 'bunged up' are you Didley ?
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Aug 30, 2017
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    4 or 5 times today - all silent but deadly ones.
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Aug 30, 2017
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    What,...... at 1 minute pass midnight!
     
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    Didley Squat, Aug 31, 2017
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