Please die

You fecking prick. I bet hes chuffed when his ridiculous wages go in hi bank every week....


http://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/spor...ews/wahbi-khazris-time-sunderland-up-13536956

 

Bit harsh

 

did you see the size of his his lard arse when he came on

 

Don't want him to die we'd get no money for him.

 

I think he deserved to be giving more game time after his first half of season when he joined us. Now, I just think it's best for everybody that he moves on.

Don't think he deserves to die though

 

Death seems the appropriate level of punishment to me.

 

We could cut off his hands? He is robbing a living.

 

We must get decent money when he moves on.
Otherwise he is part of our squad

 

Ive thought this through endlessly and death is the only answer i can come up with.

 

I take it back i have just thought of something worse.
He should be made to spend the night at Montys in his box bedroom at his mam/sisters house playing Golden axe on his Commadore 64.

 

Be better if it was a pint he was taking with him. He'd probably already sank a few pies out of sight.

 

You would as all players have carreer ending/serious illness/life insurance as part of their contracts.
You would need to hope it's not based on current market value as a tube of smarties & a bag of salt n shake crisps won't help the coffers

 

Will a slight maiming do?

A leg. An arm or maybe an eye

 

Nasty bastard!!!

 

An eye for a pie as the saying goes.

 

Depends what type of pie.
Shaven pie is nice.