Pubs that are not very nice

I wonder what I'll find boozer wise for the Weston-super-Mare game this Saturday.

Anybody familiar with down that way?

 

I'm doing Weston-super-Mare v Chippenham tomorrow and have drawn up a pub list pre-game.

The mini crawl shall begin in Scally's, then on to The Regency, and saving the best to last, a CAMRA rated boozer called The Criterion.

 

How much to get down there ?

 

£20 return, GWR were doing a sale the same time Virgin were knocking their tickets out for silly money.

The day we're away to Fleetwood I'm doing Annan v Cowdenbeath for £25 return, happy days.

 

Would they let you sit in the luggage rack for a fiver?

 

No, but it was only a fiver for the return journey as I'm using/needing the toilet

 

With the regularity of your bladder, it might be best to put up an Out of Order sign.

 

I'm waiting for the NHS to sort me out a colostomy bag.

 

Just don't be tempted to drink from it.

 

I'll give it to Reams for when he runs out of money

 

A very quirky boozer on the platform at Weston yesterday.

 

In your case, the name is very apt.

 

Very good.

 

@baraettmattesvensson

Did you get a chance to read your new copy of Trainspotters Gazette on the journey to Weston?

 

No, am waiting on my subscription to be delivered.

 

Tonight I will be paying a visit to Bromley's finest chippy, hopefully the owner will be looking as hot as the cod and chips she'll be serving up!

 

I noticed our favourite chippy has a new promotion going -

They are calling it ...

"Elf's Chipolata Meal Deal"

It's only available to grannies aged over 90 who like very small mouthfuls ?

 

And tartare sauce?

 

I should be championing my village...
West Malling! Very decent pubs, quite a few of them; The Joiners my favourite one, and on Friday/Saturday attracts gorgeous ladies.

 

Used to shag some piece that lived that way.

The five pointed star is decent.