My laptop has been installing windows updates for the last 2 hours and has reached 91% completion. If it isn't finished by the time the first race at York starts it is going out of the ****ing window.
Second best bet of the day in the last at Goodwood. Cracking race but I'm on road to Dubai , seen this horse win round here a couple of times and been backed in from 10s to 5s.
It's the PC having fun Oddy! After a particularly doleful week, my Saturday punt will be on this unfortunate nag and its connections! 17:15 York - Pennsylvania Dutch (In what should be a strongly-run sprint, has a squeak to take this event with late run. Yeah, yeah! - 17/2 still available in two or three places at time of writing).
I can't watch him. I have to go out of the room when he comes on, carrying on as if he's bladdered. If he came near me at a racecourse I'd stick that microphone where the sun doesn't shine. He'd have something to bellow about then.
I prefer him to that miserable twat they have in the ring on RUK - worst member of their team. I guess Chapman does polarise, he can be quite laddish BUT he does make some VERY valid points
Every office has one! Just like the miserable bleeder on RUK! Everyone tries to swerve ending up next to them in the pub!
These tips come with the usual wealth warning. They come from a guy who is usually quite reliable when they are Malton area horses and jockeys but I have my doubts about these: Chester 4:15 Twin Appeal This one has not exactly been troubling the judge in recent races but normally when my source gets things with this jockey they run pretty well; and the five draw is not a negative on the Roodeye. Redcar 5:25 Fyre Cay Main problem with this one is the odds-on favourite with decent form in much better races than this one! It won last time and the bookies have it short enough to make it a poor each-way bet as second favourite.
Sorry I wasn't able to provide a winner with my lukewarm and unoriginal suggestions. Next time I'll post some bullshit and put on a parade to make it more interesting for some. Hope you've had a good day anyway pal
Never mind Smokey, you could be watching the Owls against Burton - ****ing low grade stuff this is mate
Could be a defining game this as Burton are there for the taking - very 1 dimensional, hoof it in the box to the big lads. A bit of wit and guile should see them undone but who will provide it? Maybe Bannon or Reach, not Boyd, he has looked well off the pace
