Nerd's Away

My nerd has gone away for a few days, so I may be able to shag the missus after a heavy night on the cider without shoving my fist into her mouth in a futile bid to stop her screaming the house down when I **** her. But that's not the issue. The issue is why can't I see some of the pictures on various sites, all I can see mostly is little icons with a couple of blue dots and one pink one with the top right hand corner turned over.

Advice on both pictures and the screamer most welcome

 

You are stoned

 

I'm not though, he took all the weed with him

 

You've got undiagnosed glaucoma.

 

So what's the remedy?

 

The git

 

Eye transplant

 

You need to get gallus glasses like Edgar Davids and you'll be fine.

 

Natch, not sure about the picture thing mate but as far as the noisy misses that`s easy... take her to a home game at Aston Gate and give her a good ****ing, no **** will notice cos they`ll all be watching the home team get ****ed on the pitch.

 

I'm a big softy so I don't mind really (I've kept all the wizz and Viagra )

 

Have you tried clearing your cookies n stuff? That may help.

If not, it's definitely the funky glasses for you ma' boy.

 

Been there done that

 

Why thank you my dear, and how do I go about doing that?

 

Stop beating off in the shower..............................

You'll get soap in yer eyes

 

Small price to pay...

 

Just type 'delete cookies' into Google. Or Hash may have a direct link for you.

He's good with direct links.

 

Download this wee tool, it'll do the trick.

CCleaner

http://download.cnet.com/ccleaner/?tag=mncol;1

 

Cheers Tina, clearing the cookies solved it

What about my other problem though? She sounds like a ****ing Wookie

 

Chloroform/Rohypnol.