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Chinese soldiers failed fitness tests because ‘they are too unfit and masturbate too much’

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The Chinese army has revealed why it believes so many people have failed its fitness testing – and it makes for pretty bizarre reading.
While some of the complaints make sense, with the military saying 20% failed because they were overweight, others are slightly less conventional.
They include military advice to young people to cut down on video games, using their smartphones, and even masturbating.

"Now drop and give me 20. Off the wrist"

http://metro.co.uk/2017/08/24/chine...re-too-unfit-and-masturbate-too-much-6876635/

 

Are you Chinese, Grove? Would explain a lot. Mainly the obesity and ****ing.

 

Not Chinese but often turn Japanese!

 

Asians are known to be quite smart though.

He's most likely *****lian

 

*****lians are Asian

 

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA funny c.unt

 

And *****lians are the thickest amongst them, ergo '*****'

 

******ger

 

If you're a ***** then ****nose what Mindy and Kev are.

 

fair point

 

Imagine how many there would be if they didn't masturbate

 

I would Imagine less than 80% of our military aged men would pass the fitness test.

 

*30%

 

6% In Scotland

 

For future reference alphabetically my name should come first in that sentence, unless of course you consider Mindy to be more ***** than me, then as you were