Off Topic The Burly Arms

DP

 

Just nailed a curry with poppadoms and naan. On my fourth being already #schoolnight

 

You're being Double Penetrated?

 

Always.

 

Here I am

 

Yes fella, where you been?

 

Been dealing with some serious **** mate. It never rains but pours in Saffy's life.

How's things with you?

 

Yeah not too bad fella, same **** different day worried about money etc.

Hope everything is okay and you managed to sort everything pal

 

Never worry about money mate, I wasted years of my life chasing paper and missed what I had around me. You'll be at your richest the day you die, don't worry about that. Relax and the money will come to you.

Yeah I'm getting back on top of the situations now, cheers

 

Good to hear mate

N it's not so much chasing it, just got **** loads to pay for in next few months and trying to decide what's most important

 

About to get married. Have to be interviewed prior to the ceremony and am sat in a weird room on my own.

 

Hope you get the job mate, good luck.

 

Run, now!

 

Don't do it.

 

Marriage is an institution....and that's where it belongs.

 

Immigration? ... hope you haven't paid in advance ...

 

Where can I send a condolence card...haha, good luck

 

Post office buddy ... but you'll also need a stamp. Think of me as a life coach who is happy to do a bit of charity work now and then

 

You also need an address , you know that thing your mommy sewd into your coat ....last week

 

Most mum's just sew a name tag Rufus ...