In a nutshell, Matth, it's been conceived wholly out of Pixie's chronic obsession with me. It isn't just that I have owned him so many times, it's the sheer scale of the ownings. We're talking Biblical, mate. The Masturbating Monkey jibe, Kane being a one-season wonder, the 667 humiliation - to name but a few. I have reduced Pixie to a laughingstock on this site. Even his nickname conjures up an image of a little fellow in fancy-dress, masturbating furiously on a toadstool. So, in a desperate and vain attempt to get back at me, he came up with this "game." The only ones who have taken any real active part in is that part of the 'Pede that has its noses the furthest up Pixie's brown-ringpiece. The reality is, Matth, that if Pixie awarded himself a FUM point every time someone on here has owned his sorry ass, he'd have to declare himself both the winner and the loser of his own game! Don't try too hard to intellectualise it. Just sit back and enjoy it for the train-wreck that it is.
I claimed 3 points for his WFU saying he had me on ignore, then preceded to **** up by quoting my post. I already @ you for it.
Another **** up from the Columbian schoolboy groomer. http://www.not606.com/threads/general-matchday-thread-2017-18.350971/page-85#post-10899446 3 points awarded to PISKIE 1 FUM point awarded to @Hoddle Is A God
http://www.not606.com/threads/straighter-announced.351939/page-14#post-10904222 3 Points awarded to @Tobes 1 FUM point awarded to @Spurlock 1 FUM point coming @Hoddle Is A God's way unless he can provide photographic proof of his Learjet with 'Air HIAG' written down the side.
Table updated : THE LEAGUE TABLE 1. PISKIE....................................................52pts 2. Ginger Marks.........................................26pts 3. Skylarker................................................24pts 4. Tobes......................................................18pts 5. Fosse......................................................17pts 6. Luvgonzo...............................................13pts 7. AKCJ.......................................................12pts 8. Spurlock..................................................9pts 9. Bobby D...................................................3pts 9. Spurs Disciple.........................................3pts 9. G4E..................................................... .....3pts 12. HIAG.......................................................3pts THE FUM LEAGUE (**** up merchant) 1. HIAG.......................................................40pts 2. MATTH....................................................3pts 2. Dumbcunt..............................................3pts 2. Ginger Marks.........................................3pts 5. Bodinki...................................................2pts 5. Spurlock.................................................2pts 7. Roofie.....................................................1pt 7. Kustard...................................................1pt 7. Dumbcunt...............................................1pt 7. Skylarker.................................................1pt 7. G4E..........................................................1pt 7. Sweats......................................................1pt 7. brb.............................................................1pt 7. PNP............................................................1pt 7. PISKIE.......................................................1pt
The finger is pointing at you, mate. As the lads all know only too well. This sad game of yours has gone beyond embarrassment, into the realm of the tragic.
The only one taking it seriously is HIAG. Thread was only designed to wum him and he's still here beeling. Job done.
