Jesus loves everyone, dude. He probably even loves Donald Trump. Might draw the line at Nigel Farage though, that **** is clearly satan in disguise.
he doesn't love me dude>>>>>>>>>>either that or he hasn't got around 2 looking at my data profile, or maybe he hasn't had clearance from GCHQ yet.
Really? He is quite forgiving then? Seeing as the myth tells us he was treated like **** during life? If I were him, the person I would be missed pissed at is my dad, aka God, for putting on this earth purely to be betrayed, tortured and ultimately killed, just to show everyone else a lesson..... Really God, to teach us not to sin, you thought the best way was to immaculately impregnate a newly wedded virgin, make her birth a son, make him grow up, then have the authorities torture, maim and kill him because everyone else were sinners? As opposed to say, just appearing in the sky and saying, "HEY! ****tards! Stop killing and raping each other or I will shove a lightning bolt up your arses" Zeus wouldn't have done any of that poetic ****, he would have just kicked arse and taken names......he took **** from no one.
Okay, well that's you two going to hell then - even Jesus hates a smartarse. He loves everyone else though.
Incidentally, Jesus appears to have equalised for Man City. Not really one of his cooler miracles tbf.
They're winging it at present but if they gel and start playing up to their level they will be in the mix for sure.
