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Philosophy to the rescue of NUFC.

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  1. Bob Loblaw Lobs Law Bomb!

    Bob Loblaw Lobs Law Bomb! Active Member

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    Rights,so i'm a Philosophy Undergrad at the University of Leeds, and as it happens, today I had a lecture and seminar on the notion that dreams are indistinguishable from reality, in regards to the sensations and perceptions we experience within them.

    As such we can't have absolute certain proof that what we experience is in fact reality, it could just as easily be a dream! So, this whole Carroll situation is just a collective NUFC dream from which we all wake up in the morning...

    No?
     
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  2. Joelinton's Right Foot

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    Ok. I already felt ****. Now my brain is bleeding too :(
     
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    I dislike you a lot.
     
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    Well this went down worse than a fart in a lift...
     
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  5. Joelinton's Right Foot

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    fart in a lift - now you're talking language I understand :)
     
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    Tell ya what lads, I need to let one rip but just cant be ****ing arsed getting up to do it. Ahah!!! Now I remember, keep an eye out for an article in 5 minutes, genius idea, multi-millionaire here I come.
     
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    ok......quick question.

    Who mods the mods?

    Ours has lost it :/
     
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    Haha, this thread went from Cartesian ontology to technological nappies in roughly 4 posts. Quite possibly the broadest range of topics covered in a thread. Ever.
     
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    You know it makes sense lads.
     
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    It should be called the Andy Carroll thread. He went from fanatical Geordie to money-grabbing Judas in about 4 posts
     
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    Still can't believe it all.

    This is like when the mrs left. I hated her and still loved her all at the same time. God this is confusing :(
     
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    Nah, **** Carroll. I always questionned if he was a closet mackem, he must be, a real mag wouldn't leave.
     
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    Badger is the flap your talking about just below your nose.
     
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    **** everyone! is all I got at the moment, I think I'm disconnecting myself from football for a few days; need to get over this bs.
    Ciao guys :I
     
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