The Paranormal

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FFS this is worrying but you need to fight it head on, Eddie. I heard a bum **** with a crucifix wards off evil.

 

This is very concerning. Get your nearest Catholic priest in to ward off the demons with an exorcism Eddie and perhaps throw a little BBQ for afterwards

 

Ah, the BBQ. Classic Exorcism tactic.

 

I went through a phase of waking up at exactly 3am every day for a drink of water. Am alright now. True story.

 

That's diabetes mate. Unlucky.

 

I was woken up last night to a ring tone at 3am,checked all phones but none ringing and it happened a few weeks ago as well.The playstation was on which I use to watch Netflix through and other sites,any ideas,hackers or what?

 

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One of those twats on WhatsApp Crew messin with ye, m80.

 

I keep having dreams that one of my mates comes up to our house and we all have a drink. He tries phoning a taxi but can't get through. He says that he'll sleep on the couch until the morning but during the night I wake up with the biggest hardon I've ever had and my mate is slurping at my cock, taking it deep in his mouth whilst cupping my balls, he then bends over and pushes his balloon knot over my love truncheon and let's me finish in his arse.

I think he might be gay.

 

Not in that gang

 

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POTY.

 

Have you ever, ever felt like this
Strange things happening
When you going 'round the twist

 

One of the true GOAT

 

Well, we would certainly know, being in our mid to late twenties iirc.

 

I keep waking up in the woods with my pants around my ankles and a sore arse. Does anyone else like camping?

 

It is a little known fact that the modern term " barbecue " or "BBQ" is a derivation of the medieval Anglo-Norman expression " BeelzeBub Quashed ", later more commonly referred to as an Exorcism.

 

Eddie, I'm up at my sisters in Inverness, big spray painted signs at Perth 'the earth is flat', was it you?

 

I kept waking up at 3am with the sound of loud banging in the living room. I found out it was Mrs Dev who had brought home a male friend from Clatty Pat's for a coffee.

I just wear ear plugs to bed now. Problem solved.