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Nigels admit to ****y stuff

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Patience, Aug 24, 2017.

  1. Patience

    Patience Spastic Arab

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  2. Ponders Revisited

    Ponders Revisited Well-Known Member

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    I've judged large vegetables. Twice.
     
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  3. Mick O'Toon

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    On here?
     
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  4. Toby

    Toby GC's Life Coach

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    You took it a bit too far with Mindy the other night. Poor **** was crying for hours afterwards :frown:
     
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    Ponders Revisited Well-Known Member

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    He told me had a marrow and two swedes.

    Turns out he had a gnarled carrot and a pair of shallots.
     
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    I might as well confess then. When I was 13 I had a paper round (free evening rag) and halfway trough it I got the urge and had a w.ank at the side of someone's house. After I delivered their paper mind, I'm not a complete animal.
     
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  7. rogueleader

    rogueleader suave gringo

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    I had a swede once.
     
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