The only ones that pop to mind either aren't good enough or too bad for me to post here In other words I'll end up bumping this in early hours of Saturday morning when I'm pissed up
Yeah I've got a few of those too. Waiting to see who else crosses the line first. Although Sky's finger chopping episode was a close cut (pun intended)
HIAG once bought a marathon medal from eBay so that he could post a picture of it on here, because PIXIE had wummed him into a stupor.
Though I did have a similar one to sky and the girl in the pub. I was at a party n saw someone had left a pile of coke on the side, thick **** I thought I'll have that, so I racked it into around a quarter gram line. Except as soon as I had done I realised it was in fact mdma not coke, who's the thick **** now Anyway, obviously I was ****ed for hours and at one point went up behind my ex slapped her arse and started kissing/biting her neck... It was her sister though My ex actually forgave it within like half hour as could see how trashed I was, her sister kept texting me for rest of the night though being a bit too flirty... Next few family dos were awkward to say the least
I don't know where to start with this. 1. Need an editor. "was a bit of a dick". He was a Liverpool fan. Don't need both, the other is implied 2. This could have ended after "hoping that the goons won" and frankly I can never look at you the same way. The rest of the post can't be seen because of my tears of disappointment
