Fess up and reveal something that you have done that you wish you hadn't. Has to be truthful, so no bullshitting (HIAG) I'll kick it off: I bought the 1982 Tottenham Hotspur FA cup final record on 7' because I liked the song and was excited about the FA cup final. Chas and Dave prod I believe. When my mate found it, he gave me so much ****, so I drew swastikas all over the cover(sorry) and then got a massive bollocking from my parents In my defence I was 9 years old at the time. Give us your best ones (depending on how this thread goes I might reveal some juicer ones)
Took 3 pill's and got kicked out my mate mums house for being too ****ed, stomped home but kept walking ended up back at my mates house, broke in and got in bed with his mum and dad.
I wondered how long this thread would take before it turned to drug fess ups I was so out of my tree at Stonehenge one summer solstice (had been to a rave the night before) that I started trying to slow dance with one of the coppers from the riot squad. They shoved me back with their riot shields, so I tried to start handing out pills to them telling them to 'reject the hate and feel the love'. I got arrested and chucked in the back of a meat wagon. Somehow I never ended up at the police station, some copper let me out of the wagon about an hour later and told me to go and have a wash, cheeky ****. I still wanted to kiss him though.
When I was about 21 I lived with some mates and one of them was a bit of a dick. He was a liverpool fan. Had never been there, his family weren't from there and he had no other connection with the place. He was a typical 1980s glory hunter (and the older he fot the more of an all round twat he was). He once claimed that it was cos he grew up listening to beatle records! He was annoying the **** out of us and on the night of the Liverpool Arsenal tittle decider in 88 or 89 I was secret hoping that the goons won. When it was 1 nil he was strutting round the front room acting like a cocking twat bragging about 18 titles etc. When Thomas scored I actually danced round the room taking the piss outta him...I laughed so much I didn't even notice when he slinked off to his room. Needless to say the household didn't all move together when the tenancy ended
Got so smashed one night that I went for a piss, finished and got into bed with my girlfriends mum I was naked.
Was tripping at Glastonbury once and thought I saw an old mate of mine walking past who I hadn't seen for years. Called out his name and he didn't respond, so shouted it out again, still nothing. He walked right past me with his back facing me so I thought I'd run up to him and jump him. Turned out it wasn't him and I'd just floored some random geezer, spilled his whole pint and everything. I was so ****ed I couldn't get it into my head that it wasn't him. I was very confused as to why my old mate was yelling at me and telling me to **** off Took me a few hours to realise what I'd actually done there.
I didn't just floor her though I grabbed her arse and tits from behind then floored her, ended up on top of her with some random geezer (her boyfriend) giving it large. Sparked him out and ended up on Pub Watch in Kent.
I've got one that's pretty embarrassing, so will see further comments before deciding if I'm ready to **** myself off or not.
Once set fire to a car that had been dumped on a local bit of wasteland. Was with a couple of mates and thought we'd just set fire to the seats. Within a couple of minutes the whole of the inside of the car was ablaze, so we legged it. Remember getting a couple of hundred yards away before hearing an almighty deep thud of a boom and seeing a fireball rising up behind us
