You were posting on here at 3, the game kicked off at 4, and somehow in between you travelled to Wembley and enjoyed corporate hospitality. Sure thing Nige
I don't think any of us ever thought we were. It's more worrying that not many of us think we're bottom 4 material - I'd snatch your hand off for 4th bottom right now!!
I was already there, Tobias. I had my computer with me - the one that I am currently using. It has all of my documents/contracts on it.
Not exactly, Tobias. I was working on my computer. I tend to have this site on ready access, like most on here undoubtedly do. I don't remember making many posts. I was busy doing other things.
Well glad I gave that a miss Also fell asleep earlier and not long woke up... Now wide awake when up at 5.
What have you got against Harvester? They do cracking food at a great price. Just because I'm loaded doesn't mean I don't appreciate a bargain when I see it, Tobias. By the way, I don't engage in dogging. Never have done, and never will. It isn't my scene, man. That was something conjured up in the fevered brain of that uber bell-end, Skiddy. He seemed to get a kick out of imagining me banging other blokes' missuses in Hampshire laybys. I think it must have something to do with the fact that "layby" looks very similar to "ladyboy."
No Bell, I never mentioned anything about you banging women. I was talking about your love of taking it up the fart pipe. I'm sure Fat Martin was pleased to see you using a notebook while he was trying to peddle you underage photos of Colombian schoolboys.
I'm up early and back late! August is my busiest month, as you might well imagine, lads. As with the rest of this month, you won't hear from me until the evening, and at the weekends. These contracts won't write themselves, you know! The whirly bird awaits!
