Off Topic Breakfast, Dinner, Tea v Breakfast, Lunch, Dinner

That's a bit much, There are Children on this forum you know.

 

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If that's the kind of thing that keeps you awake at night then revel in the simplicity of your life mate.

 

Have you ever travelled north of the Midlands? They have breakfast dinner and tea. Ya southern softie.

 

Says you that well known melt

#tunamelt

 

I had to.

 

It's breakfast, lunch and dinner you ****ing arseholes.

 

Nope. It's tea if it's informal and dinner if you're going out or using the formal dining room

 

it's breakfast, elevenses, lunch, dinner, tea, supper.

 

The mystery of what happened to the pies has been solved

 

Yep, that fat ****, Saxton, had the lot...

 

Correct in principle, but one point needs clarifying - tea can be taken at the dining room table.

Tea is what you have at tea-time, ie when you get in from school or work. It involves a pot of tea (there's the clue), maybe a sandwich - jam, preferably - biscuits or cake.

Anything involving potatoes, beans, eggs etc is not tea, it's supper. If you sit down to a full meal in the evening, and there isn't even a pot of tea on the table, it clearly isn't ****ing tea, as evidenced by the lack of said ****ing beverage.

This is the definitive answer on the subject.

 

Mine was my own Northern interpretation mate

 

Cup of char

 

Which is why, as is so often the case beyond the Watford Gap services, it wasn't quite right

 

Yeah mate, I mean Essex is a cultural Mecca

 

What about second breakfasts ?

 

Yes please.

Don't even get me started on weak milky cups of feeble piss.

A proper cup of Rosie Lee the colour of red brick.

 

Essex ?

Do I sound like I have a swallow tattooed on my neck, and a missus with fake tits and white stilletoes?

 

I didn't mean you mate, it was a jibe at the old Watford Gap thing that's used so often. The misplaced superiority that those from the South East love to apply to us primitive Northerners, when some of the dumbest ****s in the country live in the SE.