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Thunder and lightning

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  1. Tina.

    Tina. Well-Known Member

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    Did anyone hear it this morning? From about 4am. Fûcking cats were going mental.
     
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    Tina., Aug 23, 2017
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  2. GroveRanger

    GroveRanger Well-Known Member

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    Not I.

    Technically you only heard the thunder and not the lightning. Your well cum.
     
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    GroveRanger, Aug 23, 2017
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  3. Tina.

    Tina. Well-Known Member

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    Lit my whole house up. Was unexpected. Ya pedantic erse <laugh>
     
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    Tina., Aug 23, 2017
  4. Toley Fart

    Toley Fart not606's best fighter

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    Nope. No thunder on the southside.

    I stood in human ****e this morning tho

    #govanhill#roma
     
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    Toley Fart, Aug 23, 2017
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  5. Mind The Duck

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    Was it a big one or a Totti one
     
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    Mind The Duck, Aug 23, 2017
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  6. Mick O'Toon

    Mick O'Toon Well-Known Member

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    Did it squeeze between your toes?
     
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    Mick O'Toon, Aug 23, 2017
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  7. Toley Fart

    Toley Fart not606's best fighter

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    Yup.

    #cultureshock
     
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    Toley Fart, Aug 23, 2017
  8. Tina.

    Tina. Well-Known Member

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    Thanks for sharing.
     
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    Tina., Aug 23, 2017
  9. Archers Road

    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    The way you love me is frightening
     
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    Archers Road, Aug 23, 2017
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  10. GroveRanger

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    But it is better than any love I've known.
     
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  11. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Heavy rain around midnight. No thunder storm.

    ...and now sports.
     
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    Gambol, Aug 23, 2017
  12. Tina.

    Tina. Well-Known Member

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    Was about 4am. Dick.
     
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    Tina., Aug 23, 2017
  13. Toley Fart

    Toley Fart not606's best fighter

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    I was up at 6 kicking **** out the day
     
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    Toley Fart, Aug 23, 2017
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  14. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    I was asleep at that time.

    And I'm Gambol. Dick was some other member who hasn't been around for a while.
     
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    Gambol, Aug 23, 2017
  15. Toley Fart

    Toley Fart not606's best fighter

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    Are you older than Dev?
     
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    Toley Fart, Aug 23, 2017
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  16. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Am not even older than Tina.
     
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    Gambol, Aug 23, 2017
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  17. Archers Road

    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    So who had dick at 4.00am?
     
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    Archers Road, Aug 23, 2017
  18. Toley Fart

    Toley Fart not606's best fighter

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    <rofl>

    1 o'clock gun fuse lit and wheeled into tuna's bedsit.
     
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    Toley Fart, Aug 23, 2017
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    ^^^ scared....thought the devil had come to **** her, while the pope looked on.
     
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    brb, Aug 23, 2017
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  20. Toley Fart

    Toley Fart not606's best fighter

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    Same person
     
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