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The Tottenham Hotspur "Spiral" Watch

Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by The Ginger Marks, Sep 13, 2016.

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  1. PleaseNotPoll

    PleaseNotPoll Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    You might want to sort out your contracts with Ozil, Sanchez and Oxlade-Chamberlain first.
    All eyeing the door with less than a year left. Probably want Champions League football.
     
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    PleaseNotPoll, Aug 22, 2017
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  2. Hoddle is a god

    Hoddle is a god Guest

    The only "cheeky" thing you'll be doing, mate, is ****ing off abroad for 6 weeks, next Summer, when we finish above you, yet again!
    <laugh>

    It's all ****s and giggles, eh, Pix!
     
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    Hoddle is a god, Aug 22, 2017
  3. The Ginger Marks

    The Ginger Marks Ma Mo

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    You'll be searching for it next year.
     
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    The Ginger Marks, Aug 22, 2017
  4. PleaseNotPoll

    PleaseNotPoll Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    Oh look, it's Skiddy jumping in to defend his favourite club Arsenal, again. There's a shock.
    What do you do to clean those brown marks off your tongue, by the way?
     
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    PleaseNotPoll, Aug 22, 2017
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  5. NSIS

    NSIS Well-Known Member

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    Why?

    You've reportedly offered Sanchez that, and more, and he still wants out!...
     
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    NSIS, Aug 22, 2017
  6. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    Yet again ? You finished above us for the first time in 20 years last season. <laugh>
     
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    PINKIE, Aug 22, 2017

  7. The Ginger Marks

    The Ginger Marks Ma Mo

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    <laugh>
     
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    The Ginger Marks, Aug 22, 2017
  8. Hoddle is a god

    Hoddle is a god Guest


    Jesus!

    Is Skiddy still sniffing around Pixie's ring?

    Tell the bell-end to stop shouting and get off the bus! That's what I always used to do.

    It used to rattle him no end!
    <laugh>
     
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    Hoddle is a god, Aug 22, 2017
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  9. Hoddle is a god

    Hoddle is a god Guest

    Wummery never pays much attention to history, Pix.
    <whistle>
     
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    Hoddle is a god, Aug 22, 2017
  10. The Ginger Marks

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    Only in your head Bell. <rofl>
     
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    The Ginger Marks, Aug 22, 2017
  11. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    That's why your wumming is so **** mate <rofl>
     
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    PINKIE, Aug 22, 2017
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  12. Hoddle is a god

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    I wasn't wumming, mate!

    I gave that malarkey up years ago, as you well know.

    Okay, it might have had the appearance of wummery, but I tend to use jest to get my point across, these days. Please, do not mistake jest for base wummery, Pix.
     
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    Hoddle is a god, Aug 22, 2017
  13. PINKIE

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    If it wasn't wumming, then your claim was a **** up.

    3 points awarded to PISKE
    1 FUM point awarded to HIAG

    :)
     
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    PINKIE, Aug 22, 2017
  14. Hoddle is a god

    Hoddle is a god Guest

    Loser.jpg
     
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    Hoddle is a god, Aug 22, 2017
  15. The Ginger Marks

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    The Ginger Marks, Aug 22, 2017
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    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    Very fitting having the word 'loser' in a massive font next to your name and avatar.
    Well done <applause>
     
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    PINKIE, Aug 22, 2017
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  17. Hoddle is a god

    Hoddle is a god Guest

    Stand in front of the mirror for two or three minutes every day, and repeat the words "you're a loser, Pix!" over and over until they blur into a stream of consciousness.

    Gradually, over a few days, the sense of acceptance will begin to dull your anxiety, and you will feel the pain begin to subside, mate.

    Glad to have helped.
    <ok>
     
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    Hoddle is a god, Aug 23, 2017
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  18. The Ginger Marks

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    Talking of Losers...
     
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    The Ginger Marks, Aug 23, 2017
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    paultheplug Well-Known Member

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    I think that almost all Spurs fans would be critical if we get to the CL for the next ten years without winning at least one PL title and a couple of cups
     
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    paultheplug, Aug 23, 2017
  20. The Ginger Marks

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    Don't worry mate it won't happen. <ok>
     
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    The Ginger Marks, Aug 23, 2017
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