Yeah, no girl can resist after bingo.
Yeah. You're bound to get between her legs eleven.
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Yeah. You're bound to get between her legs eleven.
Gina arriving on Friday. She'll be coming on Saturday 
She says she's got something special lined up for me with her cousin 
She says she's got something special lined up for me with her cousin 
So you're giving your hip one last run out just to finally finish it off then.Gina arriving on Friday. She'll be coming on Saturday
considering the sounds of them 2 your consultant might find you have a few more bits that need replacing next time he sees you.
should ****ing hope so as i dread to think how much its going to hurt if he tries doing it with a sharpened spoon .Next time he sees me he'll have a ****ing scalpel in his paw
Gina arriving on Friday. She'll be coming on Saturday
Rohypnol and a Shetland pony.
Make sure your hip doesn't give way
don't know about his hip i'm just surprised his nerve haven't given way.Rohypnol and a Shetland pony.
Make sure your hip doesn't give way
He'll be sat in the bath on Saturday night with 2 old birds stood over him taking a slash on his face, and he'll be thinking the same mate
Sounds like a result.He'll be sat in the bath on Saturday night with 2 old birds stood over him taking a slash on his face, and he'll be thinking the same mate
The pungent urine of 2x 50+ women bouncing off my grid isn't my idea of a great night in tbh mate.Sounds like a result.
'Something special' eh ?? Sounds like a nice night on the sofa with a cup of tea and the BBC
......with an orange in his mouth and a thermos flask inserted up his hoop.
I was gonna say it might be like spring water or a fine wine, but you're probably right. More like Carling with subtle overtones of *** ash.
i thin kyuo lads are right though... something is going into his arse here. could be they bring a male friend along.
Euugh. I'd draw the line at dangleberries. I think I might need to go and look at some pictures of sunsets and fluffy kittens now to take my mind off that.....with a slight aftertaste of tagnut
Rohypnol and a Shetland pony.
Make sure your hip doesn't give way
She texted about an hour ago saying "We'll give you a pre-op to remember"
She texted about an hour ago saying "We'll give you a pre-op to remember"
shaving party and nurses outfits.
There's defo an enema involved here mateShe texted about an hour ago saying "We'll give you a pre-op to remember"