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Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Matth_2014, Jul 26, 2017.


  1. I knew because Martin told me about him, over a beer or two.

    He had photos of him in his wallet. And, yes, I didn't cotton on that the lad was young, because he was wearing his school uniform.
     
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    So Martin Jol had photos of a 13 year old schoolboy in his school uniform in his wallet and shared them with you, telling you that he was scouting this lad all the way in Columbia, despite the lad still being 3 years away from signing his first professional contract ?

    You are ****ing priceless HIAG <rofl>
     
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    <laugh>
     
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    What Bell is describing is an international *****phile ring. Is Martin a euphemism for his idol Gary?
     
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    HIAG claims that he meets fat middle aged men called Martin in dodgy bars in Amsterdam, to share the pictures of schoolboys that they keep in their wallets.

    You'd be far better off just admitting that you're bullshitting @Hoddle Is A God <rofl>
     
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    All this sounds very unhealthy and highly illegal. Why are these people always fat and bald?
     
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  10. He only had the one photo of this particular lad.

    But there were other lads. Lots of them. Not all of the lads were wearing their school uniforms.

    I cannot go into details, mate. Already, I feel that I have said far too much.
     
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    We all feel you have said too much Bell. <ok>
     
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    Tell that to the Judge mate.
     
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    Dier Hard G'day mate!

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    HIAG's just boarding his helicopter now to fly to WHL at the end of his garden, to personally oversee the medical and meet up with his old mate Martin Jol to share pictures of 13 year old schoolboys.
     
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    why don't you ask him, I believe he's a neighbour?
     
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    Gary Glitter lives in Basingstoke?
     
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  18. I haven't discussed any part of this deal with Martin, Pix.
     
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    Because its all in your head Bell?
     
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