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The Virgil Van Dijk Stays at Southampton Thread

Discussion in 'Southampton' started by Beef, Jun 7, 2017.

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  1. Whiteley Saint

    Whiteley Saint Well-Known Member

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    Ahh the lunchtime entertainment has arrived. Excellent.
     
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  2. Saints_Alive

    Saints_Alive Well-Known Member

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    Yep, i've kinda missed those guys, well maybe not the Space Cadet...
     
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  3. Skylarker

    Skylarker PL High Commissioner

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    Come on mate, you've missed me surely?
     
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  4. Skylarker

    Skylarker PL High Commissioner

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    Anyone I'll leave you to eat your lunch in peace <cheers>
     
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  5. St. Luigi Scrosoppi

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    School for Scousers.

    Lesson number 1

    Learner's definition of NO

    Used to give a negative answer or reply to a question, request, or offer
    • “Are you going?” “No, I am not going.”
    • No, you can't have any more sweets.
    • “Did you hear something?” “No.”
    • “Do you need a ride?” “No, thank you. My wife is picking me up.”
    • He wanted to stay longer but I had to say no.
    • Will you sell us Virgil van Dijk? No we ****ing won't so piss off and don't ask again as the answer will still be no.
    Further lessons will no doubt follow when needed and boy will they be needed.

    As someone once very wisely said "It is not just the accents that are thick in Liverpool".
     
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  6. Whiteley Saint

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    It's been dull just waiting for the next signing.
     
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  7. luvgonzo

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    Fixed.
     
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  8. St. Luigi Scrosoppi

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    This was lesson number one and the tragedy is that few Scousers have passed the assessment of understanding for this stage yet.
     
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  9. Page_Moss_Kopite

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    Internet gangsta.<laugh>
     
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  10. Dark Lord SFC

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    Having run out of ex-superstars, The Scouse Scum have returned to Gerrard and now that top star Shaun Goater has had his two pence worth
    Due media campaign against us
     
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  11. SAINTDON13

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    I am presuming this is a reference to the same message that was in message #4996 on the Transfer site and was posted by someone on my ignore list already!
     
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  12. Skylarker

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    St Godders is a proper melt.
     
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  13. San Tejón

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    Just corrected that for you.
     
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  14. fran-MLs little camera

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  15. Dell Boy

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    I must admit to feeling more and more torn over the fate of Mr Van Dijk?
    On the one hand I'd love to see him rot in the reserves and train alone until he returns with his tail between his legs. But on the other hand if we kiss and make up, it will be at best until January and more worrying it would mean that a first team pairing of himself and Wesley would result in Mayo and Jake being ousted from the team?
    Bit unfair on what they have shown so far, or progress?
     
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  16. saint_lard

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    C'mon....everything points to VVD going....especially the fact we've stated he isn't.
    All statements are quite convoluted and can be interpreted many ways.
    So much easier for us to ship him out.
    Get whatever we can.To whoever we can.
    Hopefully not Liverpool.



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  17. TheSecondStain

    TheSecondStain Needs an early night

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    I make it a policy never to believe anything I read from Tapatalk.
     
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    But it's always the clowns.
     
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  20. SAINTDON13

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    FOR SALE: Pair of Clogs, 2 for the price of one - £100m o.n.o. secures.
     
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