Match Day Thread General matchday thread.

The Champions didn't, I feel Everton will rob you for a europey cup spot.

 

The 02:52 AM net of defeat.

 

Everybody has a bogey team.

Doesn't mean you're better. You certainly weren't on Sunday.

 

And you had 2 shots on target all game. One was an unstoppable free kick, the other Lloris should have saved easily.

 

Lukaku might outscore Everton never mind Rooney.

 

People saying That Morgan was a red are on smack.

 

Yes we were better, we were more clinical as your conversion rate was 17% and ours was 100%. We defended better and we're more organised. With the 34% extra possession we allowed you saw you passing the ball around our box with little or no effect...rope a dope?

It's patently obvious which manager was more tactically astute on the day and it wasn't Poncetto! Over our last six encounters we've won 3, drawn 2 and lost 1. Scoring 10 and conceding 7 proving not only were we better on the day but over the last six.

Next please!

 

How's your record against Huddersfield?

 

All your tactics would have come to nothing without the luck you had to go with it. If that had been in our side, we'd have won..

 

And if my Auntie had bollocks she'd be my bollocky Uncle.

 

I'll let you know when we play them.

 

Free wum **** up there for you.

Now let's go back and pretend all that didn't happen.

How's your record against Burnley?

 

Good result for Everton over ££££, red card or the Frog was harsh

 

I thought that's what you meant in the first place but I'm busy having a champagne lunch with Sir Alex on Concorde re; 7 year old boys in South America. He's showing me his photo collection of the lads he is grooming for United.

 

Lukaku has 3.

I'll take that bet. How much?

 

Freezing at Wembley is already second nature to Spurs.

 

You haven't woken up properly yet. You need to watch the slow mo replay from behind. Even g nev and carragher has called it a red

 

Wins the ball and just catches him slightly as he goes through, might as well stop tackling all together if that's a card.

 

You scored through our own goal and only had 6 shots on target. The only ones I remember courtois having to save were kanes shot and ben davies deflected shot. Dont think you had any other decent chances minus kanes post but then again we had similar when willian smashed it and moratas shot deflected

 

I'm going to make you look like a mug when i find schneiderlin video of him going through agueros foots to win the ball. Anyone who has seen it sees he catches aguero first