BREAKING: Wood Offered New Deal

And one for Mr Wood --

 

I'm not bitter

 

You hide it well

 

Great rack

 

You'd never get a suck on them, she sips from the furry cup

 

Can you supply video evidence.......
Please

 

Probably not wrong if the truth be known

 

fair does to young Chris, his mom has to look after him, he comes from a small country where the sheep out number the people so going to Burnley makes sense:

1. Small crowds so he doesn't get panic attacks
2. Convieniently near the hills, where the sheep live
3. Dark skinned indeginious population
4. They have perculiar native dances, clog dancing !
5. They can't speak clearly, he'll fit right in
6. Prince Charles is a supporter, for KIWI's that's a plus !!!!
7. Colonel Gadaffi was a potential investor - so as we know - no morals
8. He wants an opportunity to be better than his sister, she is a more famous footballer

 

I worry about you Eric, I prefer thick as a lump of Wood. In real terms is like choosing between a Ferrari or a Ford Ka, I do like their mamaner though Douche

 

But... the lump of wood would have to be infested with termites and decaying very badly to the pont that bates looks young

 

You can tell she's chilly.

 

The Kiwis would catch your lot with their pants down,shagging the sheep and knock fook out of you.

 

I don't think the Kiwis could run fast enough with their pants down.

 

Managed it on Saturday and knocked fook out of your boys.

 

Chesh, play fair - you know we don't talk about a sport when we loose - I didn't know you were a Kiwi, sorry about that

 

He isnt, he is welsh.

 

I didn't know he had dual citizenship Welsh and Kiwi - I really am deeply sorry about that Chesh