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The Official Man Utd & Liverpool plus Chelsea, Everton and City Banter Thread!

Discussion in 'Manchester United' started by UIR - Kagawa Powa, Jul 21, 2011.

  1. BCR

    BCR Well-Known Member

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    I think the person taking the photo has a chili dog or something because that one chick has her top off and not one of the men are staring at her. She might be large, but nothing wrong with some massive fun bags.....
     
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  2. Manobear

    Manobear I love cheeseburgers

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    please log in to view this image


    <laugh>
     
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  3. BCR

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    Exactly. What the rodeo was made for....
     
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  4. Skylarker

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    We used to play a funny game at uni called 'rodeo' <ok>
     
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  5. BCR

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    We thinkin of the same rodeo involving a fat girl, closet, friends, and any object to smack someone with, and stopwatch?
     
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  6. Skylarker

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    Sounds very similar -

    What ****ing cultural differences <laugh>
     
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  7. Swarbs

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    I'm pretty sure you're thinking of gang rape there...
     
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  8. Bloody Wanker

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    You wouldn't turn her down.
     
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  9. Skylarker

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    UK rules of 'Rodeo' -

    1 - Pull a bird, any bird qualifies.

    2 - Take her back to your uni digs

    3 - Text all your mates the word 'rodeo'

    4 - Start to bang her

    5 - All your mates turn up and walk in shouting 'Rodeo'

    6 - Time how long you can keep banging her for before she goes mental

    7 - If your time beats the previous high score you are the official 'Rodeo' champion until your time is beaten.

    My mate managed 7 minutes - a University of Bath record <ok>
     
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  10. BCR

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    That is one hell of a motorboat and you know this.......man!
     
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    I'd be too scared to - those wrecking balls could kill a man!

    That must've been one filthy bird...
     
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  12. BCR

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    Pretty much the same except, they are in a closet or something in the room, someone flips the lights, everyone comes out, and starts smacking him and her with rulers, whatever that does not do much damage, see how long it takes for her to "buck" him off.
     
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  13. Skylarker

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    She loved it - she became very familiar with the game on a number of occasions.
     
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  14. Swarbs

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    Still sounds like gang rape to me...
     
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    [video=youtube;s53fZdlXw38]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s53fZdlXw38[/video]
     
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  16. Skylarker

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    It is very similar just the legal version - I highly recommend it <ok>
     
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  17. BCR

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    never came to our Rep Jail did you? we were pretty hardcore, very American history X if you will.....
     
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  18. Skylarker

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    Exactly - gang rape was a daily occurrence. Once it happened to me 6 times.
     
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  19. Bloody Wanker

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    I'm with you. Taken home much worse in my drunken hazes.
     
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  20. Manobear

    Manobear I love cheeseburgers

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    Look at those tits! Would you?

    Ha! Ever tried the Bronco? Its when you're doing a girl from behind then you call her by someone elses name and hold on as she tries to throw you off.
     
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