Tottenham - They've made signings

How many years have you lot been on this forum without noticing that HIAG's posts are pretty much all works of fiction?

It would make more sense if you tried to guess the true ones.....

 

It's funny that he tries to pass them off as fact, before they get exposed as bullshit.

I consider upending HIAG's flights of fantasy as as a sport these days

 

I tell the 'Pede that I am a burger-flipper, and they are all too willing to believe me. Yet, when I strongly imply that I am an international football scout, they refuse to accept any part of it.

I have said, a couple of times over the years, that HIAG is a construct, built on the flimsy fabric of myth and legend. And yet the 'Pede has this yearning to make him real.

 

Of course I am actually Daniel Levy's brother but I played under an assumed name for Spurs before being capped by Slovenia in the 1990 World Cup. I went to school with Terry Venables' nephew and I'm married to a well known super-model who starred in a James Bond film. I once worked for a boss who was in the Spurs youth team in the 60s. I'm a world poker champion and also excel at bridge, Subbuteo, darts and curling.

 

There might be something true in there...

 

Really?

 

We have a very similar background, PS.

 

You must be my long lost twin sister....

 

Excellent bridge player?

 

He read it in the Irish mail, honest governor...

 

No, mediocre really.

 

You think he was trying to pass it off as fiction earlier his claim that he learned about Davinson when he visited Ajax ? It was only when Bobby D exposed his bullshit that he started pretending it was all a joke.

 

But it isn't a joke, Pix.

 

I know, you tried to pass it off as fact. It was when Bobby D exposed your BS that you tried to brush it off. (after going into hiding briefly)

 

So you are full of ****. Tell us something we don't already know

 

Anyway, this thread has been quality today. So funny watching HIAG give it the big un and then come totally unstuck with his bullshit

 

Got them again Hiag

Well played son, kiss the badge

 

I've had Pixie flip-flopping at the bottom of the smaller of my sprat-nets for most of Saturday, Bruv!

 

But it is your marquee signing! He's the most expensive and famous.