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Mystery of how first animals appeared on Earth 'solved' by scientists

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  1. Ron

    Ron Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    ........................ the researchers wrote: “The corrected record of fossil steroids demonstrates that algae only broke the incumbency of phototrophic bacteria as the principal marine primary producers 659 to 645 million years ago. This new timeframe offers a network of explanations for a Neoproterozoic/Paleozoic rise in atmospheric oxygen levels, establishment of more modern nutrient and carbon cycles, and the evolution of an increasingly complex biota [life].”

    Well I'm glad they cleared that up.

    If you've got nothing to do you can read the full article here
     
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  2. Da Original M.D 20/20

    Da Original M.D 20/20 Well-Known Member

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    It's rather simple really.

    We are all pond scum.
     
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  3. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    God did it. **** off.
     
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  4. Tina.

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    Didn't read lol
     
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  5. Toley Fart

    Toley Fart not606's best fighter

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    lol
     
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  6. Ron

    Ron Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    Don't blame you Tina
     
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  7. Toby

    Toby GC's Life Coach

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    None of your article explains wtf happened to megamongos like Aldo though.
     
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    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    We got jobs and houses and cars and **** Toby. Ubermongos like you got Mummy's attic, bedsits and imaginary girlfriends and stepped on drugs.
     
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  9. Archers Road

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    Evolution appears to have taken a serious wrong turn somewhere.
     
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  10. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Curiously, just about the same time as GC appeared.
     
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  11. Archers Road

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    GC is one of those freakish evolutionary offshoots that occur from time to time in isolated corners of existence. That's how you get birds without wings (Dodos) giant ****ing rats bouncing round the Antipodes with their young in pouches, duck-billed platypusses (platypi?), and dogs drinking dry Martinis.
     
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    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    ...and it has a Toby and a Mindy. Weird.
     
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    Toley Fart not606's best fighter

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    Platypuses is correct.

    Although a quick google suggests the word is Greek and which case Platypodes is correct

    Up the Ra
     
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  14. Archers Road

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    Doesn't he play in goal for Middlesborough?
     
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  15. Toley Fart

    Toley Fart not606's best fighter

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    Don't know. Don't follow mug football
     
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  16. Archers Road

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    You wouldn't have the time, being so busy following Kilmarnock Thistle Academicals.
     
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  17. Toley Fart

    Toley Fart not606's best fighter

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    Kilmarnock Accies Thistle you mean

    KAT
     
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  20. Archers Road

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    Could do with a bit of mental first aid around here.
     
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