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Rangers v Celtic

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Ciaran, Sep 5, 2016.

  1. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    I wonder if he could point to Luxembourg on a map?
     
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  2. Toley Fart

    Toley Fart not606's best fighter

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    Doubt it. Doesn't even know what a pineapple is I'm hearing.
     
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  3. Toley Fart

    Toley Fart not606's best fighter

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  4. Patience

    Patience Spastic Arab

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    HAIL HAIL, DEV :emoticon-0150-hands
     
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  5. Black Caviar

    Black Caviar 1 of the top judges in Europe

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  6. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    Two women police dog handlers are on the beat, one says "I'm cold I left my knickers at the station."

    The other one says "let the dog have a sniff of your fanny and he'll fetch them."

    The dog returned 20 minutes later with her knickers, her truncheon, two broom handles and three of the desk sergeants fingers.


    pmsl
     
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  7. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    How did the dog get into her locker to retrieve her knickers and truncheon? :huh:
     
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  8. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    Not sure, mate, but were you the desk sergeant, you fingerless prick?
     
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  9. Black Caviar

    Black Caviar 1 of the top judges in Europe

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  10. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    No, I have never been in the police force.
     
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  11. monacoger

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    Don't suppose you know how many fingers Dev has?
     
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  12. B-C

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    A certain turd will not like this.
     
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  13. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    One.

    Middle finger, right hand.

    That's the one he showed me last time I seen him.
     
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  14. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    What about the first two, ya pikey.
     
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    <laugh> Trev will be raging when he sees this
     
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  16. Toley Fart

    Toley Fart not606's best fighter

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    please log in to view this image
     
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  17. Toley Fart

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    They've forgiven him for poppy gate then
     
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  18. Black Caviar

    Black Caviar 1 of the top judges in Europe

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  19. EDGE.

    EDGE. Official POTY 2011, 2014, 2015, 2018 & 2023

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    We've suffered Kevin Kyle and Anestis Argyriou, Seb Faure and San Frandaza, fk sake, 90% of loyal Teds know the Portuguese manager is just the latest instalment of the banter years and he'll be on his way in a few weeks time and 80% of his duds will follow soon after and then, only then, will the Brogues be dusted down and Cardigan pressed ready for the return of the Taig slayer.

    Rogers ****ting himself already <laugh><rofl><ok>
     
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