Off Topic Compare the cheese to no 10 thread

I really hope not.

 

Don't know if I should say thanks, reading posts below!

 

now you've gone & spoilt the punchline

 

Had a call on the way into work this morning - from the hospital. Pre-op tomorrow and hip replacement on 4th September

 

have you made the arrangements for managing post op ?

 

Like what?

 

oh i dont know like getting a commode in case you can't make it upstairs .You have heard of contingency planning i assume

 

bed down stairs.... commode as outlined.

zimmer frame.

50000 cans of carling for the 2 weeks or so?

stuff like that.

I must say though.. great fraking notice for pre-op.. oh don't mind your work or that.. bang there you go be here tomorrow for pre op.

 

My phone rang on a Tuesday afternoon once & a voice went "we have had a cancellation can you come in tomorrow morning for 9.30 and your op will be at 11.00 clock .
naturally i said "ok see you then"

 

1. Sleep on sofa for a couple of weeks.

2. No ****ing room for a commode

3. Crutches

4. Cheese and back as part of my physio

 

ermmm...

go talk to your doctors.

Sofa is not enough mate, serious now... you will do damage doing that. you need a bed a proper one.

 

ok so you're assuming everything is going to go swimmingly. You obviously have much better luck than me lets hope it continues.
PS how much room do you think a commode takes up ?

 

please say you are going to get taxis home

 

Good luck with it all.
I do think some of the aforementioned advice is pretty sound, though.

 

We can rebuild him. We have the technology. We can make him better than he was. Better, stronger, faster.

 

Mate, there are times to joke and times not to be a twat. Get the ****ing ****ter and bed sorted you bellend

 

and they say the NHS has lost its old fashioned bedside manner, thank you Dr Zanjinho

 

There's no room for a ****ing bed. I slept on the sofa with a ****ing broken hip, you cock. I'll go upstairs for a ****.

Had the pre-op yesterday. I don't remember all that **** the last time I had an op (first time I fell downstairs). Plus I had to give more blood for stuff that was only tested 5 months ago, and an ECG and I had one of those when I was in hossy for the bites

 

Gina over next week.

There are films of hip replacement surgery on youtube. Anyone think it would be a good idea to watch one?

 

Yes deffo.

Latvian Hip Surgery Gone Wrong Volume 2 is good.