I ended up watching this film last night on c4 and i was just wondering how long the process takes for me to now turn into a women. Shocking film builds you up the whole way through and then nothing! What is it with all the focus on the eyes for **** sake. now i've seen the first one i do now no that i don't need to see moon or w/e its called. Piece of ****.
its ****...I enjoy a good vampire film but that is just ballbags...wishy washy romantic bollocks with zero blood and gore
I don't think you're going to turn into a woman, but you'll definitely become gayer with every passing day
Haha! I don't no why i watched it, heard lots of people (mainly women) say it was amazing, it was amazing yeah, amazingly ****.
It has definite grooming potential. If you can do a reasonable impression of the pale bloke, you'll have all the young quim you can handle.
Ever since my missus watched that film she makes me bite her neck like Eddie Onion Head Cullen... so I watched the wrestler and gave her a figure four leg lock... that soon cut the nonsense out of her.
It's ****in' nonsense! Vampires dating humans and playing baseball!! HOW RIDICULOUS! They should be flying about drinking human blood! <****S> Twilight! Was it a ****in' 13 year old girl who wrote it FFS!?! Near Dark From Dust 'til Dawn Lost Boys
I think we can deduce that all underage girls and fat women (readership of these books) ache for violent pumpings where you bite chunks out of them. Just as long as you're pale and skinny
That is officially the worst quote in movie history <vampirethatsnotarealvampirebutavegatarianvampirewhosactuallyacarnivoresmiley>
Watch Let the Right One In. The vampire in that film is a 13 year old girl. And she hasn't got a problem ripping people apart. That is a fantastic book and film, both the original Swedish and Hollywood remake.