Transfer Rumours transfer thread fact and fiction

A nomination for todays' "I'll get my coat" award :

So if Chelsky pay more and sign him instead, are they taking the Pez ??

 

You remember where you left the coat

 

I'll ask CK (I think he has been wearing it for quite a few days) .

 

So, pretty much on a level with every other ITK!!

 

So we should bid for Sterling, Sane or Sturridge: they are all adept at hitting the ground when running!!

 

He's got more to his game than Sissoko and I think under Poch he could be turned into a very good player. Won't be in the starting XI from the off so he can be afforded a bit of time, so long as the injury isn't too lengthy anyway.

 

It's my coat and you can't have it. Now piss off.

 

We know you are the "Jimmy Cricket" of Spurs 606,
but I do like a challenge. I will find the most
cringe-inducing "I'll get my coat" remark to
rightfully take that coat from you.

 

The problem with Sturridge is that he doesn't get back up
until at least 4 months later.

 

No 'bouncebackability' you mean???

 

I think somebody whose user title was
'Some random bloke on the Internet - football ITK'
would get thousands of Twatter followers in a week
just on the title alone.

 

No bouncebackability.
Never any consolidification in his appearances.
Not a triffic lad.

What use is he to Spurs ??

 

Foundation material??

 

I've read on NewsNow Spurs that we want Diop more than Barklay which pleases me even though I know nothing about him.

Are we sure about Aurier because of his somewhat dubious temperament?

Yes to Sanchez.

 

Harry Hotspur is claiming Chelsky have offered 70m for Rose.

We know they are vermin, but if all that incoming money paid
transfer fees + several years wages for Sessignon, Sanchez,
uncle Tom Cobbley and all, would you be happy to sell ??

 

Sturridge is not even strong to remain undamaged when
the only force acting on him is gravity, let alone hundreds
of tons of new WHL.

 

Fair point

 

Yes!!!

 

I don't think anyone knows anything about Diop, personally right now I'd like Barkley because he's Prem proven and I think under Poch he can flourish but if Diop is now who Poch wants then I completely trust his judgement.

Aurier's a tricky one, because on the pitch he's one of the best FBs in Europe but off the pitch he's supposedly a dickhead. If Poch can calm the temperament, then it'd be a great signing.

Sanchez is also a yes from me, too. Fair to say he's probably the best 21 year old CB around. Quite surprised we're potentially getting him to be honest, thought Real/ Barca etc would be chasing him.