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Sunderland fan hopes for miracle

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  1. holystone

    holystone Active Member

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    A Mackem is walking his 3 legged dog when he finds a magic lamp, he rubs it and a genie pops out.
    Genie - I am the genie of the lamp and I grant you one wish.
    Mackem - Could you make my dog win Cruffs.
    Genie - What ? with three legs, no chance mate, wish again.
    Mackem - Could you stop Shola scoring yet another goal in the Derby match ?
    Genie - Let's have another look at that dog.<laugh>
     
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  2. Commachio

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    Aye canny.
     
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  3. master-simpson

    master-simpson Well-Known Member

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    What do you call a MAG with half a brain?

    GIFTED - I'll get me coat

    Lol Bart
     
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  4. MrRAWhite

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    I see you must share my concerns for the environment, because this joke has certainly been recycled more times than I can remember..<applause>
     
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  5. Darth Gogledd

    Darth Gogledd Well-Known Member

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    If you're gonna do an old Mackem joke, at least make it a good one.
     
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    <laugh>
     
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    We`ll see who`s laughing come Saturday evening. It`s pretty poor when the only weapon you`s have is Ameobi.
     
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  8. Oh Titus She Said No

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    What does a Sunderland fan do after Sunderland win the league?
    Turn his PS3 off and get back into bed with his sister
     
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    A very potent weapon of which I'm sure you'll agree.
     
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    rofl
     
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  11. Commachio

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    Reckon its contagious? You lot must try harder.

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    I hate recycled, interchangeable "jokes". How many geordies, mackems, liverpool, Everton, Brum, Villa, Spurs, Arsenal etc fans have used this one?

    MrRAWhite's response made me laugh more <applause>
     
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  13. Commachio

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    Well put mate, we don't mind if its remotely humourous, especially this week... but it wasn't..

    Sort them out, and give them some tips...cheers.
     
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    Whats the difference between Alan Shearer and Newcastle Utd?

    Alan Shearer will be on MOTD next season. :emoticon-0139-bow:
     
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    And people think my joke was old.............LOL
     
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    On both accounts
     
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  17. Commachio

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    See now thats funny, no words needed just an easy put down....like it.
     
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  18. holystone

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    Calm down it's derby week , only happens twice a year......... Nothing better than an old Mackem joke to get the closet red and whites like you out in the open...............LOL
     
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    I was thinking about doing the same thing myself but couldn't be arsed to look for it..<laugh> <applause>..Great minds think alike and all that eh..
     
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    yes, its crap joke time!!


    Whats the difference between a dog from Sunderland and a dog from Newcastle?

    In sunderland the dogs arsehole is under its tail, in newcastle its on the end of its lead!
     
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