Like the snow in the rain

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Garry Tubbs is his name, but could have easily have passed for Junkie 1 or 2, but just plain old Brian in the film

 

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hahahaha that's your man!

 

Nice teapot. Proper.

 

How is that no fallin off the plate?

 

...oh, it did.

 

The fat **** just tipped the plate into his gub

 

I used chopsticks actually.

 

I have eaten a fried egg with chopsticks.
a. pop the yolk
b. lift the bowl towards your chin
c grip the egg and bite bits off

A roast dinner ? Forget about it , can't be done

 

Hate smug ****s who think they're cool because the use chopsticks in a Chinese restaurant.

 

The Chinese ?

 

Aye. If they live in this country they should be using cutlery.

 

Scotland?

 

I hate watching people eat pizza or burgers with cutlery.
Even saw some **** eating chicken wings and a Burrito with a knife and fork.

 

Just had a look oot the windae. Yep, this is Scotland.

 

Is it raining?

 

That wid be me

 

Aye.