I heard that Reams smuggled you in to the Millenium Suite last Saturday under his coat ? Was that you in the group photo, on a booster seat between Essex Al and Sue Parkes ?
You definitely don't have a drink problem Elfs - judging by your performance at Chesterfield away, I would say it's more of a Bladder Problem.
F****** EssexAl is a two faced brown nosed apologist. The only thing that needs boosting is strands from your scull.
Are you still boycotting ? Didn't see your distinctive jacket collection or bee-lining for the bogs at Exeter ...
Yep. Next game the Elf fashion show will be on parade is Bradford on the 21st October. I'll wear my purple number for my adoring public
How are Virgin Rail coping with your boycott? They must miss your regular purchase of 39 train tickets.
Anyway, I think Mr van Gerwen needs to tell his fellow members why he went missing for the past six weeks.
Technical problems relating to my password. The plus side is it allowed me to store up 6 weeks worth of gags about Reams.
Nope - I am one of the original 4 members on this site from 606, along with AHLL, Super & FHB. We are the Famous 4. You can be our mascot.
