"I say just pump somebody else and get caught, preferably in the act." I have ended a few like this. Bar far the easiest, most enjoyable and quickest. (however, you my find women in your home town growling at you and called you a ****, bastard or such)
He can't have followed the advice properly. The "think about your granny doing a ****e" technique is failsafe
Ask here where your coat is then go out and look for it never to return. give her the house an let her pay for it.
hang on, if she's fit as f@ck , why u wanna dump her. Unless she's as fit as that bird off the fosters advert, you know the stupid haircut one.